Breastfeeding a toddler - warning!

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After posting the article on breastfeeding a toddler earlier, I came across this picture and I had a good laugh. So I thought I might as well post it here to warn mothers who breastfeed their toddlers.

Mothers, be warned. This may happen to you if you are breastfeeding your toddler :-)

Baby’s first doctor visit

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I received this joke in my email and I would like to share with all. Once in a while it is good to entertain ourselves with good jokes and have a good laugh. Laughter is still the best medicine. :-)

Take a break from taking care of your little ones. Enjoy it. 

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and  examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

Breast-fed,” she replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched  her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a  very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came ” .